Crushh Personality Test: Fall Edition

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Here lies the first personality test results. Thank you all so much for participating!! The purpose of this quiz is to induce a feeling of togetherness and realization that you may be more alike an individual than you originally thought. Each question answered here in the poll has its own weighted value in relation to economic values (x) and social values (y). In terms of 15 testers, these are some pretty tight groupings! I am proud of you all. Make sure to reach out to your friends and tell ’em what you think! Now time for some funny overall statistics involving the test:

^Wow! Bipartisan AF. I thought this question was a little on the nose considering the xy values, but I’m happy to see such an even spread (and a clear divide :0). We r so blue/red pilled. Pick your side, gamers.

^This one explains why we don’t see half of you at T house. BREAKING NEWS: This just in, 12.5% of Triangles are based.

^There is a reasonable explanation on why T boys ball sooo hard in IMs; ’cause we satisfy all of these requirements ;>)

^68.8% of y’all are super sussy for that, I don’t know just feels like some antipasta-like behavior. 12.5% of you know how to have a nice picnic and ily for it<3

^I was a little nervous about this one, since everyone I asked in person said they wouldn’t help the bully. I thought we had a bunch of heartless bastards on our hands until I saw this statistic. Congratulations, 31.3% of you get to sleep softly knowing you helped a person in need (or perhaps strengthened the enemy! oh-no!) PLOT TWIST, the sandwich was super poisoned, so by sharing you ensured their doom. Now your moral compass is all outta wack, huh?

Thanks for reading, and happy Halloween!
Dean Swiney